U tidak suka, U keluar! dari Malaysia

Jenaka kabinet oi....
(Cabinet Joke)
last time they say ...lets set up kementerian toilet...LoL
now they say "U keluar dari Malaysia"
Malaysian check this out

click here
http://www.malaysia.tv/?VID=1372

or copy paste this link to ur browser

http://www.malaysia.tv/?VID=1372

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22 things to do to a girl

1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous
(not fine, or
sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . .
even if its
just
for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up
to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and
tell her
how
much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they
usually
mean
the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you
hang out
with.

8 . Write her notes. (She'll love them )

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . .
as your
girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-
wrestle with
her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid
jokes, or
just
tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your
friends as you
do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you
as she
wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

>>Got this from friendster. Any Geeky comments??

Geeky (belated)Christmas

Geeky Christmas Poem
from Geeky Site
(can be found on the left side bar)

CHRISTMAS POEM

"AND THE DEVIL GATHERED HIS LEGIONS,
THE DEMONS OF HELL AND SAID,
DISTORT THE GOSPEL AND
DISTORT IT WELL.

DISRUPT IT,CORRUPT IT,
TURN IT AROUND,
MAKE GOD SEEM LIKE A
SADISTIC CLOWN.

DILUTE IT,POLUTE IT.
WATER IT DOWN,
CANDY COAT IT WITH A NICE
SWEET, SUGARY SOUND.

DISTORT IT,
CONTORT IT,
STRETCH AND ABORT IT.

TWIST IT , BEND IT,
MIX IT WITH LIES,
TOSS IN SOME ALIENS,
GODS IN THE SKIES.

AND WHEN IT COMES TO SANTA.
SATAN'S TRUE GLORY,
DO ALL TO PREVERT
THE TRUE CHRISTMAS STORY."

WELL THE LORD HAS HIS
FEW SOLDIERS OF LIGHT,
WHO TAKE UP THEIR SWORDS
AND CONTINUE THE FIGHT.

TO BRING THE TRUTH OF
THE GOSPEL TO A WORLD
IN THE DARK,

WHILE THE CHURCHES LAUGH AND
MOCK YOU AND BARK.

DON'T GIVE UP CHRISTIAN,
WALK IN THE LIGHT,
FOR THERE IS A TRUE REWARD
AT THE END OF THIS FIGHT."

"HEAVEN AWAITS THOSE WHO
ENDURE TO THE END,
AND NOW TO CLICK
AND TO SEND.

"Happy New Year from Pastor Harry